JEFFY
by
SBE

Jeffy said have a nice life and what's for Sunday mother's day brunch and how do you make waffles and the earth will go "poof" into a cloud of hydrogen and corbon bonoxide "mostly harmless."

JEFFY means DEATH or as the Spanish say "mi tocadisco es desompuesto."
TANGO means DRUG LORD or as the French say "merci beaucu!"
CAFE AU LAIT means HYPOTHERMIA.

"Now Jeffy was a lonely boy. He always played by himself, building models of crematoriums out of his toys.

'Ah... Hmmm... Yes. Eets all falling eento place. Vut you viill have to do, ees put heem een zee oven, und turn eet on full power. Do you understand?'

'Yes doctor. But I'm afraid I'm a little skeptical about, shall we say, your credibility.'

'I can understand zis. I came to zis kuntry vith only zee shirt on my back, und I constructed a restectable business. But I become a leetle beet, how you say offended by zees statement.'

'I only want the best for my son, doctor.'

'What about what I want? You don't know what I want. Die you cheap bastard of a doctor. Die you poor excuse for a parent. I'm going to go live on my own now. I don't need anyone. But the Navy nreeds me. I'm going to work in the nuclear development program in the Navy. You know the song: "You and the Navy: Head full of speed." No that's not right. You've all fucked me up. I don't know anything any more. Good-bye you waste of human life, good-bye!

>SLAM<

Las Vegas flashes red death mushroom cloud.

'I guess dealer wins all.'"