PRONUNCIATION GUIDE: Canadian sketch comedians, West Magoon, SHOOP, yo momma, all those naked guys in those ads in Rolling Stone, Ed Haynes, Ogden Edsel Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzaro Band, "Tom T-Bone" Stankus, the telly, Boyds, anyone who hates Christmas including Roxie who hates the Christmas spirit, people who have babies on labor day, whoever invented those non-electric vacuums that they use in restaurants, electric lawn mowers, Abbott & Costello, the guy who sings "Black Leather Swamp Nazi", ewe, Timi, George Strait's ass, Neir Gaimen, high school beer steins, Tonka, Django Reindhart, nipple boners, Kraft sugar proverbs, Gern Blanstein, Bo, topographers all over, all Cretans, Karey, band jackets, potato pancakes, Dane, euphoric waitresses, dead babbonn chow, Underwear Monkey, Mr. Bean and Douglas Adams