Vol. I
by the Mayo Mecca Conglomerate
URINATE: Piss, Pee, Tweak the monkey, Drain the main vein, Drain the lizard, Drain the vein, Water the lawn, Put out a fire, Visit Mrs. Murphy, Kill a tree, Check the rear tire, Freshen a bush, Take a leak, Leave a leak, Drown the bugs, Bust a hose, Whiz, Visit the little boys' room, Melt the blue hockey puck, Piddle, Visit the little girls' room, Biffle, Unleash the golden shower, Splash your boots, Pain the porcelain, Dye the snow, Go, Wee wee, Tinkle, Powder your nose, Take a twinkle, Squat, Hunker down, Relieve yourself, Whittle, Mark your territory, Lift your leg, Visit a man about a horse, Take the monkey for a walk, Fertilize, Go nubmer 1, Dehydrate.
And remember kids, if you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.
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