Platy Prod.s' Obsession

oxymorons

Regan's memoirs
sure bet
civil war
nuclear safety
wasted potential

neet words

sonnavabitch
triple
brawl
violently
splended
chum
grisly
mayonaise
mecca
automobile
conglomeration
tonsil
grace
super
palace
cheque
gripe
penguin
flasher
belch
mailing

for a guaranteed laugh, randomly use the words:

taking over the world with a tonsil
Slayer
Louisville Sluggers
name tags on underwear
antifreeze
buckets o' anything
JLM
cheese
sewers
pancakes on a stick
laugh tracks

quotes

"Hon, solo!"
-Ken Seidenburg-

"Jason, you're so witty. You make my sides hurt."
-Missy Shade-

"I would crawl through 20 miles of bad country just to hear you pee in a tin cup over the telephone."
-Jo Carol Pierce-

coolometer

Coolometer

the Cool end
sharpies
west magoon
wifebeater shirts
chickmobiles
sideburns
henry george
myths
bumper stickers
prince
hype
poison toads
mecca
cassettes
peeons
16 shells from a 30.06
rot*
windshields
bills
wimmens
perkins
ceilings
foreheads
empty chickmobiles
echoes
crow (if you eat it)
that symbol
fiveheads
peyote ice cream
wife beaters
shaving
sen-sen
the Uncool end

* either both cool AND uncool or neither cool or uncool