96 Sense

by Platy Prod.s

Johnny the wiseguy got made fun of a lot. In the company of gangsters, you got made fun of a lot if you were too nervous.

And Johnny was too nervous. Every time a car backfired, he dropped to the ground and covered his head.

And people laughed at him.

One day they stopped laughing.

Johnny hit his customary deck during a real life driveby shooting after the movies, and happened to be the only one to survive.

Johnny the wiseguy started a trend that day. Everyone started hitting the deck. "Just in case," they said.