This lovely emission (written on the back of Tiffany Edwards' Casper Star Tribune business card) was left under my driver side windshield wiper. My car sported a shiny Wyoming Press Association sticker on the windshield. The reason I had a press sticker is that I worked for the Casper Journal, Tiffany's rival newspaper.

I called the number on the front of the card and left the following message: "Hey! Are you really a reporter, or are you impersonating one with your business card?"

—platy prods