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Platy Prod.s' Obsession

oxymorons

successful suicide
christian science
general specialist
health aids
fresh frozen
marijuana initiative

redundancies

public radio
whole entire
fraternity brothers
sorority sisters
bodily injuries
now serves
lone gunman
free of charge
end result

neet words

male gigilo
schlep
begbe
siphon

for a guaranteed laugh, randomly use the words:

crack fiend

quotes

"Whatever your favorite cheese is."
-JSK-

"Ding Hay Ding Fifteenski."
-Gurukid-

"Look how spit my thick is."
-Deryn Davidson-

"DUI? D U You."
-Nate Dawg-

"See now, that's psychotic handwriting."
-Susan Anderson-

"The geek family: 'We just keep poppin' 'em out and bitin' their heads off.'"
-M.E.T.-

coolometer

Coolometer

the Cool end
sharpies
west
pockets
token black man
elvis*
greased pigs
notes on business cards
sen-sen
the Uncool end

* either both cool AND uncool or neither cool or uncool