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FEAR ON
January 26, 1995 Web Exclusive

issue 2

Fear On


by Pterodactyl

Fear On!

Let's face it, all those who wear "No Fear" shirts and plaster the stickers all over their cars only do so to convey a macho, courageous image. But in all actuality, they are as weak as the slogans they broadcast. And so, Pterodactyl presents a satire that pours water on the "No Fear" fire and buries its ashes.

It's not if, it's now - and you won't live through it...
FEAR ON

It's not that life is too short, it's just that hell is eternal...
FEAR ON

If we're keeping score, you're losing. Badly.
FEAR ON

Winning isn't everything, but I never lose anyway, so who cares?
FEAR ON

It's not the pace of life that upsets me, it's the number of tracksters who die running marathon each year.
FEAR ON

Winning isn't worth winning unless pain is inflicted.
FEAR ON

I've never lost, my sacrifice number was just lower because I pay attention to detail.
FEAR ON

It's the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded, two outs, two strikes, there's a bomb under the stadium.
FEAR ON

I'm packing two nines and I know where you live.
FEAR ON

Wounds get infected and amputation is evident.
FEAR ON

Just die.
FEAR ON

Life's tough. Tougher if you're stupid.
FEAR ON

The older I get, the less children respect me.
FEAR ON

He who dies with the most toys better have me in his will.
FEAR ON

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