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Dr. Watch-Out's Take on the Music Awards

YO.

AS A PRUFESHUNAL HIPHOP ARTIST, I FEELS AS IF US HIPHOP ARTISTS AIN'T RECIEVIN DA RESPECK DAT WE DESERVE AS MUSICAL VISSHUNERIES.

I CANNOT AGREE MORE WIF DA MESSAGE DAT WE GOT. CUZ SHIT ... JAZZ BEEN KILLED ... IMPROVOSATION IS ALL DEAD, TOO ... CUZ IT'S FUCKIN SHITTY SOUNDIN. YOU GOT'S TO WRITE DA SHIT DOWN FIRST. AND INSTRUMENTATION IS SHIT WHEN YOU CAN GET A COCKSUCKIN MACHINE TO DO DAT SHIT FOR YOU.

MUSIC'S MUCH FUCKIN EASIER NOW THANKS TO SUCH INNERVATIONS.

ALSO. AS A ARTIST DAT HAS WRITTEN SONGS DAT ARE ABOUT DA SODOMIZATION OF YOUNG CHILLUNS, MASTIBITATORY HAPPNINS, AND GANGSTAH RAPE, I CANNOT AGREE MORE WITH DIS "FORM" SHIT. WE GOTTA RESPECK DA TROOPH DATS OUT THERE. WE GOTSTA UNNERSTAN DAT YUNGINS ALL OVAH DA WORL'S GETTIN' GANGSTAH RAPED AND MASTIBITATED ON. AN DAT SOME SEVERELY DERANGED COCKSUCKAHS LIKE DAT SHIT AN DAT DEY'S BUYIN REKKIDS, TOO. DEY NEEDS A VOICE.

AND DAT'S REALLY DA PURPOSE A' MUSIC IN ERMERICA AIN'T IT ... SHIT. GAWD BLESS DA FORM ...

AN' KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR DA NEW DWELLAZ REKKID. DUE OUT SOMETIME DIS SUMMAH ON DUMPTRUCK.

PEACE AND SHIT.

DOCWATCHOUT