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Dr Watch-Out's April Fools Editorial

YO BITCHES. DIS IS DA FIRS' DOCWATCHOUT EDITORIAL COCKSUCKIN' EVAH! I BEEN AXED BY THE MUTHAFUCKAS AT DUMPTRUCK TO SHARE SOME O' MY INSIGHTFUL SHIT WIT YOU ALL.

DIS EDITORIAL IS DEDICATED TO DA LADY WHO TOOK MY STUFF UP IN HER SHIT LAS' NITE!

MAN, APRIL COCKSUCKIN' FOOLS IS UP ON OUR ASSES AGAIN. DEY'RE ALL FALLIN OUTTA TREES AN' SHIT DIS MUMF, AN' LANDIN' IN MY FUCKIN' LAP-POOL! SERIOUS.

AN THEY AIN'T NUTTIN' IN DIS WORL' I HATE MORE THAN A FOOL IN MY JESUS LOVIN' POOL. BUT WE DEDICATE A DAY TO THEY ASSES EVERY DAMN YEAR! WHAT THE FUCK? IT'S LIKE WE SPEN' ALL DAY ACKIN' RETARDED AN' SHIT IN ORDERS DAT THEY NOT FEEL LIKE SUCH SEVERELY IGNUNT MUTHAFUCKAS ALL THE TIME.

BUT I GOT A BETTER PLAN FOR DAT SHIT. IF YOU WANNA CELEBRATE FOOLS, YOU SHOULD DO DAT SHIT RITE! GODDAMN! WHY'S WE WASTIN' PRECOCIOUS TIME ALL THE FUCKIN DAY OF APRIL 1, ACKIN' ALL WIF RETARDITUDE AN SHIT. MAN, TO SOLVOLUTE DIS PROLLEM, I SEZ DAT WE SEN' OUT CRAZY BANS OF VIGILATE COCKSUCKERS TO HUNT DOWN DA SEVERLY RETARDED FOLKS DAT PROWL OUR SACRIFIED STREETS ON COL' NITES--WAITIN' FO' OTHA SEVERLY RETARDED COCKSUCKERS OR INNOCENT GRRLS IN DARK ALLEYS WIF CHAINS AND RIDIN' CROPS. WE GOTS TO HARM DEM PHYSICALLY SO'S DAT THEY KNOW DAT THEY A FOOL--SO'S DAT THEY DON'T GET TO US FIRS. SO'S DAT OUR GRRLS REMAIN GROCERY FRESH!

YOU KNOW, THO'. I AIN'T GWUINE SIT HERE AN' BE ALL LIKE "HATE YO' BRUTHAMAN AN' SHIT." NAH ... I JUST GET'S MAD SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE PEOPLES ACKIN' STUPID--SNORTIN' RAILS OF DRANO AN' GUNPOWDER ... TAKIN' HITS THRU A STRAW OF DA FUMES A' SOME COCKSUCKER'S LIT RIP O' ASS. MAN. FREEBASIN' REFLATULATED SHIT TAKES A SICK SUMBITCH COCKSUCKA.

SO MAYBE FO' APRIL FOOL'S DAY, ALL YOU DUMB MOTHAFUCKAS OUGHTTA JUS' SNIFF DA REIFIED STINKITUDE OUTTA SOME BASTARD'S ASS-CUP AN' LEAVE DA RES' OF US ALONE ... DO SOME DAMN FOOL THANG LIKE SEN' YO' LADIES TO MY HOUSE SO THAT I MAY INTRADICT DEM TO DA OL' BILLY CLUB AN' SHIT.

LOVE AN' PEACE AN' SHIT ...

DOC WATCHOUT

P.S. DWELLAZ 2G1, ON DUMPTRUCK WHEN WE FINISH DA SHIT!